JCAdventures

I'm Jess
I like adventures and I have this really awesome cat that you should meet. I love star wars, Seth Green, Cats, and Video Games. I'm socially awkward and pretty okay with it.
I have a very addictive personality, I smoke too much weed, play too many video games, watch too many cartoons, and love way too deeply.

That's all.
baldcatswearingclothes:

This whole “winter” thing is getting old.
It needs to be summer, like right meow.

I don’t reblog stuff very often lately 
but when I do
it’s a cat 

baldcatswearingclothes:

This whole “winter” thing is getting old.

It needs to be summer, like right meow.

I don’t reblog stuff very often lately 

but when I do

it’s a cat 

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Hung out with Roxy the Rancor this weekend at RICC
Wearing my Jaina Solo costume in the picture, made by me

Hung out with Roxy the Rancor this weekend at RICC

Wearing my Jaina Solo costume in the picture, made by me

I wore my Jaina Solo costume to NYCC this past weekend, the offical Star Wars twitter posted this picture of me!! How exciting!!
Wish I had my helmet with me though :/ it got to annoying to carry around 
I can’t wait to get a Jaina Solo lightsaber to go with the costume 
anyway, enjoy! 

I wore my Jaina Solo costume to NYCC this past weekend, the offical Star Wars twitter posted this picture of me!! How exciting!!

Wish I had my helmet with me though :/ it got to annoying to carry around 

I can’t wait to get a Jaina Solo lightsaber to go with the costume 

anyway, enjoy! 

nirdian:

kylogram:

girlprince:

someidiotontheinternet:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

aNOTHER FUN FACT: in nature, jackals will fill the roll of the service dogs. they protect the cheetahs by yipping when predators approach such as hyenas or lions. it’s a symbiosis of sorts. in return, the cheetahs will leave like half of what they kill for the jackals since they’re so light weight and can’t eat very much all at once.

nirdian:

kylogram:

girlprince:

someidiotontheinternet:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

aNOTHER FUN FACT: in nature, jackals will fill the roll of the service dogs. they protect the cheetahs by yipping when predators approach such as hyenas or lions. it’s a symbiosis of sorts. in return, the cheetahs will leave like half of what they kill for the jackals since they’re so light weight and can’t eat very much all at once.

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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via loweryourstandards)

this is the best thing ever.

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It’s really surprising how many guys do not live by a single one of these 

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thecuntstitutionstate:

mindfulhuman:

ink-stained-tardis:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

thestraggletag:

wemust-bekillers:

mirandagettingfit:

akaylakabob:

US COLLEGES. 

for real though.

forreals

American higher education baffles me. The best universities in my country are completely free, and even the private ones are not so expensive that it’d force someone to incur in debt.

Could someone tell me how much US students pay to attend college? In Canada, colleges tend to be 3-5K a year, and universities are 5-7K.

Most schools are between 40-60K.  Some (like NYU and a few others) are more.
And no.  That’s not a typo.

This will be my third year at a US university and I owe about $38,000. That’s what I get for doing shit myself, apparently.

I went to college for one year, and only just finished paying off the $35,000 dollars that one year cost me.I lived at home that year, no room and board or food plan. That would have brought the one year up to $47,575 for ONE YEAR.

Hi, I’m $100,000 in debt

thecuntstitutionstate:

mindfulhuman:

ink-stained-tardis:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

thestraggletag:

wemust-bekillers:

mirandagettingfit:

akaylakabob:

US COLLEGES. 

for real though.

forreals

American higher education baffles me. The best universities in my country are completely free, and even the private ones are not so expensive that it’d force someone to incur in debt.

Could someone tell me how much US students pay to attend college? In Canada, colleges tend to be 3-5K a year, and universities are 5-7K.

Most schools are between 40-60K.  Some (like NYU and a few others) are more.

And no.  That’s not a typo.

This will be my third year at a US university and I owe about $38,000. That’s what I get for doing shit myself, apparently.

I went to college for one year, and only just finished paying off the $35,000 dollars that one year cost me.
I lived at home that year, no room and board or food plan. That would have brought the one year up to $47,575 for ONE YEAR.

Hi, I’m $100,000 in debt

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